Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

I'm A Nurse: Student Nurse Mishaps

As I was talking to Braedon about my job the other day we agreed that one great thing about working in health care as a nurse is that I have the best "how was work today?" answers.  This sparked my idea to start a thread of posts about my best and (maybe) worst experiences of being a nurse.  Once I figure out this whole blogging thing I'll make it a little tab you can select but in the meantime this will have to do!  



Shadowing a nurse for clinical as a student can be really awkward.  You basically follow around and do whatever the nurse does- and hope that they actually let you do a few things too.  It gets especially awkward when you get up to follow them but their actually just going to the bathroom and don't tell you that's their destination.  

One particular clinical shift at the hospital, I was talking to my nurse about administering meds via g-tube for one of our patients.  She told me to draw up each of the meds into the same syringe.  I politely (and hopefully tactfully) told her we had been taught in nursing school to draw each med up separately, one of the reasons being that if anything happened during administration we would know exactly how much of what med had actually been delivered.  

She disregarded my concerns and told me to draw them all up into the same syringe.  There were no drug-drug interactions between the meds- I was just giving liquid multivitamins- so I shut my mouth and did as I was told.  Another quirk of being a nursing student- "you know nothing".    

Liquid multivitamins are disgusting.  They smell, and when drawn up with several other vitamins turn a glowing green.  They also have a weird oily film, which at the time I did not know, but would soon find out.  

I measured the correct amount of vitamin and flipped the syringe so it was pointing upwards and I could push the air out, leaving just the vitamins to be administered.  

Next thing I knew I had pushed just a little to hard, and the vitamins were so oily that I literally shot them straight up into the air.  

Glowing green goop dripped from the ceiling and down the wall.  

Lucky for me, my nurse was cool and we both starting laughing uncontrollably.  My patient was unconscious (not so lucky for him), however he didn't have to witness his "incompetent nurse" squirting his vitamins all over the room.  

My nurse had to reorder the meds, and needless to say, understood why we should have just drawn up one instead of all three.  I'm sure they made this "draw up one med at a time rule" partly because of clumsy nurses like me.  

If you know me, this story is probably of no surprise.  One of the many reasons why my nickname is "Pure Luck" (hence the name of the blog).  

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Thanksgiving In Cancun

I have to say, Braedon and I were pretty spoiled for Thanksgiving this year.  We got to spend the holiday on the sunny beach with our family by our side!  We stayed at an all inclusive resort which meant our days consisted of lots of limonadas, diet coke, tacos, (more tacos), and beach bummin.  Get ready for a picture overload, I'll probably be posting more pictures from this amazing trip for the next few days!  We are so grateful we got to be a part of the fun, but even more grateful for the memories made with the fam.  This is what our past week has looked like...

Tuesday: Braedon and I took the red-eye and I was giddy in anticipation all day.

Wednesday: Some much needed resting at the beach. ahhhh.  We met up with the family each night for dinner and played some doubles tennis after.  I got my butt whooped....the Murdock/ Parrish family are all pro tennis players.  Really wish I would have listened to my mom when she tried to get me to take lessons way back when!  

Thursday: The boys golfed, and the girls laid out... typical.  We had our Thanksgiving dinner as a family and enjoyed some tennis afterwards.  It's a good thing my in-laws are patient....I had so much fun learning how to play and I'd like to think my beginner status at least kept the games entertaining!?

Friday: You guessed it, another day at the beach.  We found this amazing little cafe that made crepes and filled them with whatever you wanted...I was in heaven.  Before dinner Braedon and I decided to play a few games of pool.  I'm proud to say he was impressed with my skills....I think he was expecting them to be more like my tennis abilities!  More on that later...

Saturday: Our last day :(.  We definitely made it count.  We swam with dolphins, read at the pool (ok Braedon studied, I laid out), got massages, and ate tacos until we were sick.  

Sunday: Why is it that coming home from a vacation to real life feels like torture?  Luckily my mom invited us over for Thanksgiving leftovers- can I just say she is the best cook? Mmm. Mmm.  Braedon's been studying all day for his tests this upcoming week, and I've been doing a little schoolwork/laundry.  Ok, and looking at all of our pictures and wishing we were back on the beach.  





Gabbi LOVED the pool and would not stop splashing her chubby hands while we swam.  The pool was freezing but it didn't seem to phase her one bit!  Love that little bug and her contagious giggle.  


Always studying....notice the tattoo?  Hand drawn by yours truly.  


I love my gorgeous sisters


Alright, this is how the pool games went.
Game 1: Braedon
Game 2: Stef
Game 3: Braedon
Game 4: we both cheated...

Braedon's winnings: Gets to take me out to a steak house and we'll eat ribs with our bare hands
My winnings: A Park City overnighter

  Braedon and I don't drink and every time we asked, "no alcohol please", we'd get some funny looks. That night at dinner we were a little slap happy and I think I had one too many diet cokes.  One of the hazards of an all inclusive resort.  I was laughing over something and spilled my food- to which the waiter remarked, "no more tequila for you!"  It just made me laugh harder!   



After we swam with dolphins we were walking back and got caught in a downpour.  We were already soaked from swimming and had forgotten towels.  I couldn't help it, I had to belt it loud and proud...
If you like pina coladas...
And getting caught in the rain...
If you're not into yoga...
If you have half a brain...
And yes I kept going....I think Braedon was either really proud or really embarrassed. 





Ok I'm not sure why I thought this was so funny.  You know how on cruises the maid will leave you with your towels folded into a monkey or some other (sometimes unrecognizable) animal? Well we came back one night and she had also decided to get creative with my blanket.  So cute.  


The Christmas tree was up in the lobby the day after Thanksgiving!  I guess I'd better follow suit and get going on mine.  Thanks for reading and I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving! I'm especially grateful for my supportive, loving, hardworking, and hilarious husband.  














Sunday, November 10, 2013

Our Weekend



Since Braedon has been volunteering for the U-fit program every Friday, it kind of puts a little kink in our normal date night routine.  Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful for a selfless husband who is willing to give up his Friday night, teaching sports to kids with disabilities, but I definitely miss spending the time with him!  He did a good thing and surprised me with tickets to see Thor, (I know I'm a nerd and wanted to see it so bad!).  By the way, it was awesome.  When we got home we set up our tent we won from Vivint and decided to have a campout in the basement-Murdock style.  Complete with a mattress and lots of blankets and pillows.



This tent is unreal.  I think we could fit a family of eight!  Saturday night we got to go to the LDS conference center for a musical performance.  President Monson even attended!  Everyone was chatting and when he walked in the room fell in a hush as everyone stood- it was amazing!  I have a hard time not getting choked up.  You can just feel the spirit testifying that he is our true and living prophet!  My favorite performer of the night was 11 year old Lexi Walker.  She stole the show!  Below is a video of her singing the National Anthem at the Real game.  



She is incredible right??

  

As if our weekend couldn't have been better, we had our Primary Program at church on Sunday.  Probably my favorite sacrament meeting!  All the sunbeams (the youngest children in primary) were lined up at the front of the stand to sing "Jesus Wants Me For a Sunbeam".  They were belting out their little hearts, and trying so hard to be reverent at the same time.  Three boys were crowded around the microphone and in between "jesus wants me for a sun....." we hear, "ugh stop pushing me!", "stop touching me!" right into the microphone! Braedon and I couldn't keep it together.  We were shaking we were laughing so hard.  The little trickster finally got in front of the microphone and made sure to finish the song with "I'll be a sunbeam for HIIIIIIMMMMM" (loud breathing).  It was so cute.   



My favorite song the Primary sang is called "A Child's Prayer"...

Heavenly Father, are you really there?
And do you hear and answer every child's prayer?
Some say that Heaven is far away...
But I feel it close around me as I pray
Heavenly Father, I remember now
Something that Jesus told disciples long ago
Suffer the children to come to me
Father in prayer I'm coming now to thee...

I sang this song with my sister and my cousins at my Aunt Carrie's funeral 15 years ago- but every time I hear it all of those feelings come rushing back! Carrie died in a car accident at a young age.  I was sobbing like a baby.  Braedon was probably a little embarrassed but gently put his arm around me, held me close, and let me get mascara all over his shirt.



Thanks for reading, 
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